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budatoreador:

terrifiedmouse:

vurtkonnegut:

oh god a couple days ago I was out shopping for new lipstick shades and came upon this.

you will never outrun dMMd. it will find you and consume you.

Keep my tablet away from me please

minni-chan:

MAKOHARU CATS

Little Haruka and Makoto ♥

sherryaptx4869:

ヽ(́ಢ. Д ಢ‵)ノ

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

nickrandallvevo:

I used to have a guinea pig and I was playing outside when it died so my parents brought me in and gently told me it died but then when my next guinea pig died I was outside again and my dad brought me in and I jsut joked ‘what did the guinea pig die again’ and my dad just looked at me and said ‘yes actually’ and that was the day i learned the world was a bad place

thebiggestdouchebagintheuniverse:

toue-company:

mink-sexual:

image

touelet paper

How fucking dare you

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

WHO SELLS TOILET PAPER WITH SHIT ALREADY ON IT?!

okaybro:

me sexting